Total Medals Earned: 3,929 (From 604 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/295 points)
Re-enact the death scene from Alien!
You love to live dangerously!
Don't forget to flush.
Discretion ain't your forte!
Legend.
It's dangerous out there in space.
Feel the taste of Yupa all over your body!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
The Rabbit number 8.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Barney is extinct
Willva used lazer beam, comet used smoke screen, willva was frozen
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/65 points)
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 11/16 (140/390 points)
Level Dark Space Complete
Your first unit died
The soldier reached the full improvement
Destroy 50 enemies
3 units have survived
Level hostile space Complete
4 units have survived
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
Destroy 400 enemies
Destroy 600 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
5 units have survived
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/18 (105/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.