Total Medals Earned: 3,935 (From 605 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,800 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
View the high scores.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/80 points)
Find Fragment 1.
Find Fragment 4.
Find Fragment 2.
Find Fragment 3.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find Fragment 5.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/30 points)
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Fall through the clouds.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (180/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 9/14 (110/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find a secret area
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 29/30 (220/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Defeat 100 enemies
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 17/30 (130/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!