Total Medals Earned: 3,935 (From 605 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,800 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 14/14 (250/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
START A NEW GAME
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/150 points)
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Win the game
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Freedom of speech!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 7/7 (105/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/245 points)
Find at least 1 star!
Complete the game!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Get all 5 stars!