Total Medals Earned: 3,935 (From 605 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,800 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (490/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (80/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/175 points)
Beat the game on easy
Evolve Once
Eat 200 fish in one game
Use a cheat
Beat on medium
Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Beat on Expert
Medals Earned: 8/8 (120/120 points)
deliver the nyxblossom to the treekeeper
fail to activate the metagolem by not placing enough orbs
water all of the trees
turn all of the NYX orbs into SOL orbs
complete all endings
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/450 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times