Total Medals Earned: 3,938 (From 606 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,815 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/18 (105/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/250 points)
First Blood
Zombie-bull is killed
Zombie-cockroach is killed
Big Daddy zombie is killed
Die Hard
Victory
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Don't call me a b****
Discover the meaning of life
Get a certain number of points